6 year old Yorkshire Terrier
Thursday 28th June 2007

‘My name is Billy and I am a 6 year old Yorkshire Terrier. I am therefore absolutely gorgeous, obviously. As a connoisseur of the finer things in life – as my diet of Butcher’s Choice plays testament to – imagine my dismay this morning when my owner (a nice enough woman who for some reason seems to think she’s more intelligent than me) tried to force on me a tasteless doggie jumper. Don’t get me wrong, in the chilly winter months I am quite partial to a well-cut tartan jacket, but this particular contraption was gaudy in the extreme and not befitting a dog of my calibre. After making my feelings known by fixing her with my disapproving stare then hiding behind the sofa, she seemed to get the picture and the red and pink spotty (yes, spotty!) garment was removed from my site. Much better!’

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